Miyan was born on the border of Sunshine Forest. She loves to eat cake with her friends. Her hobbies are crafting, baking, and being the mascot of a worldwide multi-billion dollar enterprise. Designed by a 37-year old toy designer who was cheated out of retaining rights to the character, Miyan rakes in millions of dollars per year for her shareholders on endless swaths of merchandise. Miyan is a "velcro cat," in that you will find her on everything from makeup, clothing, soda drinks, stationary, and electronic devices, to bootleg plastic figurines and wand vibrators.

Miyan is best in households where the cold fist of capitalism is thinly veiled with a pastiche of gentle and feminine lifestyle aesthetics.