All Cats Are Beautiful

Mr. Wiggleton

Age: 56
Sex: Male
Breed: Trash

Compatibility
Kids: yes
Dogs: yes
Other cats: yes

Mr. Wiggleton is the proud owner of Acme Trash Incorpramated, the biggest and bestest in refined trash for felines of extra-ordinary taste! If you're in need of high-quality garbage (pronounced gar-BAHJ), Mr. Wiggleton has you covered. Mr. Wiggleton is a very chatty cat who will occasionally break out into song:

rotund cartoon cat in ripped formal clothing

It's a great day in the alley-way
I'm here to say
Hip-hip hooray
Because it's Gar-bage Day!

When the restaurants shut
the football game's done
When the couples break up
It's Gar-bage Day!

Bags of rotten meat
Apple cores and mice
Leftover cheese
Month-old fried rice

Need a gizmo or a what's-it?
Need a thingama that jigs?
Need a watchamacallit?
Need a doodad for the kids?

You can find it at Acme Trash
I'm here to provide
Just step right up
And in the dump we will dive!

Mr. Wiggleton is best suited for households with children and other animals that can fit performances into a 2.5 hour runtime.

 

Inspiration for Mr. Wiggleton


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